I don't usually arrange sex via text message
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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