That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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