Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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