i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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