Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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