this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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