I'm drive I can fine osifer
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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