yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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