at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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