I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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