Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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