Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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