Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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