omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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