This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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