im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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