I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
God, I missed his penis.
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