I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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