well most of my day revolves around power hour
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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