you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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