I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
