he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
lets start a swedish sibling band together
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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