Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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