God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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