I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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