just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I understand Curling. That high.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
