but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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