He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
be right there i have to get my cape
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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