i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't think brook has ever known best
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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