my mouth tastes like poor choices
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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