Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
