Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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