just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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