omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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