i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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