Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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