Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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