Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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