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I just threw up on my dentist
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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