I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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