With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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