They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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