is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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