is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
look no pants
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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