heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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