its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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