it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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