? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm at about main and main street
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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