Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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