Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
be right there i have to get my cape
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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